Old Mount Rushmore's mighty grand! Giant mugs survey the land. One must be BIG to get up there! It's not enough to have tall hair.

Trump is pulling the US out of the WHO to cover up his own failure (unsuccessfully, to make it all the more pointless).

It's easy to feel a bit powerless right now. Well I just told a wild turkey to buzz off and it did – pretty damn quick too.

Trump is has apparently taken on a side hustle as a spokesman for the coronavirus.

It's astonishing how much of Trumpism and white-American complicity in it – modern Republicanism – is just plain white rule.

I hadn't had much to complain about toilet-paper-wise. This last time, however, my fortune faltered slightly.

Peevish bank teller who's had it up to here to amateurish bank robber: "No siree, you WILL NOT be robbing this bank without a mask on!"

Why does this disinfectant thing feels like such a knock-out punch?

People often lament that their clothes are too tight. I prefer to think that my clothes are picking up the slack with better aerodynamics.

Akward moment in the history of interstate diplomacy.

Sometimes as a translator you have these transcendent moments when you feel like you're one with the text, like you're really inside it....

The incomparable Trumpinho. The game has never seen his like. He's like Eddy Merckx in soccer, or Pelé on a bike.

Columnists and commentators need to stop using “dispel with” (wink wink) or they'll crystallize it as a viable form.