ryancarlson78 Jul 3, 2020 Poem by George Washington on Trump visit to Mount Rushmore Old Mount Rushmore's mighty grand! Giant mugs survey the land. One must be BIG to get up there! It's not enough to have tall hair.
ryancarlson78 May 29, 2020 A nice Friday-afternoon sprinkle of permanent destruction Trump is pulling the US out of the WHO to cover up his own failure (unsuccessfully, to make it all the more pointless).
ryancarlson78 May 13, 2020 Intimidate a turkey It's easy to feel a bit powerless right now. Well I just told a wild turkey to buzz off and it did – pretty damn quick too.
ryancarlson78 May 12, 2020 Trump moonlighting as spokesman for coronavirus Trump is has apparently taken on a side hustle as a spokesman for the coronavirus.
ryancarlson78 May 2, 2020 President commends gun-toting lunatics who stormed Michigan capitol It's astonishing how much of Trumpism and white-American complicity in it – modern Republicanism – is just plain white rule.
ryancarlson78 Apr 30, 2020 So-called toilet paper I hadn't had much to complain about toilet-paper-wise. This last time, however, my fortune faltered slightly.
ryancarlson78 Apr 27, 2020 “Cartoon if I could draw” series: Coronavirus Peevish bank teller who's had it up to here to amateurish bank robber: "No siree, you WILL NOT be robbing this bank without a mask on!"
ryancarlson78 Apr 24, 2020 If neglect doesn't work, try disinfectant Why does this disinfectant thing feels like such a knock-out punch?
ryancarlson78 Apr 16, 2020 In periods of sub-optimal fitness People often lament that their clothes are too tight. I prefer to think that my clothes are picking up the slack with better aerodynamics.
