Ryan James Carlson
- Jul 3, 2020
Poem by George Washington on Trump visit to Mount Rushmore
Old Mount Rushmore's mighty grand!
Giant mugs survey the land.
One must be BIG to get up there!
It's not enough to have tall hair.
Ryan James Carlson
- May 29, 2020
A nice Friday-afternoon sprinkle of permanent destruction
Trump is pulling the US out of the WHO to cover up his own failure (unsuccessfully, to make it all the more pointless).
Ryan James Carlson
- May 13, 2020
Intimidate a turkey
It's easy to feel a bit powerless right now. Well I just told a wild turkey to buzz off and it did – pretty damn quick too.